Privacy Policy
The Recording Industry Idiotic Ass Holes of America, Inc. ('RIIAHA') respects your privacy and would never exploit, accuse, or extort you where is not prohibited by law. On our fantastic website, p2pectortion.com, we also vow to keep the information you submit to us private, just as your schools' administrators respected your privacy and scholarly interests. #
What We Collect:
When you come to our well designed Web Site, RIIAHA may respect your privacy in two ways: through automatically installing a spyware that tells us if you have infringing content along with your IP address, or through the confession of the theft of our clients' sacred intellectual property. Our interweb tracking software will also determine what you clicked on, what communist Web Site you might have came from, your computer's IP address, if you are one of those free-thinking Firefox users that make our pages render incorrectly, and any other information we can use to build a case against you. #
If you submit any of your personal any information to our site at your own accord such as the number that appears on the extortion notice we sent you, or any payment method, we thank you. #
What we do with your information:
Our interweb goons will run all the data collected with this site and find out how we can more efficiently target extortion victims, as well as tell us how we have such a wonderful web design. #
By your submission of your extortion identification number to the RIIAHA Web Site, you help us figure out who our goons need to harass future, and who we can leave to live another day. You credit card number is sent via Bank of Bulies for processing. #
RIIAHA would never use your personal information to extort you in the future, or sell your information to any other parties that might benefit form any illegal activates you have engaged in. But who are we kidding? With ethics like ours, don't bet on it. #
However, we will share the information you submit to us to other members of The Big Four. We'll also pass it around to the other goons that are helping us with the whole extortion operation, and our fabulous Web Site designers. We are going to pass around your name, credit card number, the names of the lame songs you downloaded to whoever we want to in our effort to help us pay back the poor musicians whos' work you do not appreciate. Now the goons who we give this information to may not be as ethical as we are, so they might sell your information to whoever they please. Sorry, we can't help you there. If they extort you to, well good for them, you probably disserve it. #
Also, note that The Law may make us give out your precious personal information, or if someone impersonating The Law good enough to fool us ask for your info, we'll hand it over to them as well. #
If you are not in the US and you have come to confess your crime against The Big Four, we will gladly take you payment in foreign currency, as well track you down via you IP address and send your location to your local authorities for further harassment. We know they are a county with human rights violations who might just kill you, sorry about that. Who did you think we were, Amnesty Internation? #
Interweb Security Protocol:
As stated above, we protect you personal identity, and, as stated above, we will do with it whatever we want. #
Cookies:
The RIIAHA Web Site uses a special snack called a 'cookie' which you browser eats when we want to figure out who has come to our Web Site. The remains of the digested cookie says on your computer so we may track your every visit. It also tells us if you are a communist Firefox user so we might get around to making our Web Site look prettier for you. #
Links:
The Web Site has links to other web sites that may or may not have anything to do with this extortion operation. Other websites might feed your browser a yummy cookie also. Other websites might also allow you to confess your crime and send a payment for your heinous act of consuming culture for free. The other web sites we link to may or may not be to one of our extortion goon buddies, and they may be nicer or meaner to you, and they can do whatever they want to with your personal information. Our Privacy Policy applies only to our Web Site. Look at the privacy policies of the websites we link to to find out how they might take advantage of you. #
Changes and Questions to our Policy:
If we change something here on our Privacy Policy, you will obviously see it here on our Privacy Policy. If you are worried that we might take advantage of you, please contact us and confess your crimes, and have your credit card ready, because, yes we will make you pay for what you did to The Big Four. If you want to see if the Privacy Policy has changed, look at the Privacy Policy again later. When the Privacy Policy has changed, you can see of it has changed by looking at the Privacy Policy. When changes are made to the Privacy Policy, the changes will be reflected on the Privacy Policy. To see what changes have been made to our Privacy Policy, we suggest you come back to this Privacy Policy page and read it. If you are curious to know if we have changed our Privacy Policy, our suggestion to you it to read this Privacy Policy page on our Web Site. When changes are made to the Privacy Policy, you will notice it by reading this Privacy Policy page of our Web Site. The Privacy Policy can change without you looking at the Privacy Policy. You are responsible for finding out if the Privacy Policy has changed by reading it. We will not tell you if the Privacy Policy has changed with the exception of a notice on our Privacy Policy which you can come and read here on the Privacy Policy page. #