RIIAHA, ON BEHALF OF THE BIG FOUR, TERMS OF USE
What you are looking at is p2pextortion.com, or one of our members' sites (the 'Site') owned by the Recording Industry Idiotic Ass Holes Association of America, Inc (RIIAHA). #
Our fabulous Site and extortion services provided to you courtesy of RIIAHA (the 'Services') being are subjected to these Terms of Use. #
We recommend that you read the Terms of Use very carefully to make sure we are not doing anything you might like, such as using The Law to be assholes. If you don't like the treatment you get from assholes, you might want to leave this site. #
If we have scared you so bad with our extortionary tactics that you don't know what to do, you might want to get a lawyer. We don't give you advice on how to get us off your back that would be dumb of us. Plus, we would not be upholding the values that The Big Four is holding us to: fear, misinformation, greed, extortion, unfair fees against hardworking students, defense of dead business model.#
Trademarks/Copyrights/Restrictions of Fair Use
All of the prettiness you see hear made by our fabulous design team is controlled by the RIIAHA, except when it is protected by our best friends in the world, good old Title 17 of the U.S. copyright law (such as Fair Use and Parody, and we are currently have lobbyist helping us get rid of these heinous exemptions). You cannot use the text, the look and feel, the software we used (Microsoft Visual Studio .NET 7.1) pictures, photos, graphics, things you can see, W3C compliant HTML, or anything else on our Web Site. We authorize you too look at it and nothing else. The first rule about p2pextortion.com is don't talk about p2pextortion.com. You may download copyrighted materials for your personal purposes only (wait a second, what did I just say?) as in this web page, not music. You may not visit, look at, quote under Fair Use, or talk about anything on this site except for when it applies to our extortion of you. #
By reading this, you agree that you have no rights to own anything on this Site even though your computer needs to download it for you to view it. You may not make copies of This Site, link to this Site, make a Fair Use derivative work such as a parody or quote for your blog, any of this Site for commercial or humorous proposes. This Site is trademarked, copywritten, and completely restricted by the RIIAHA, and you may not do ay of the above without our written consent such as a licensed trademark agreement. If you want to do any of this, please contact our Web Site licensing department. #
We may link to sites on the Web that are controlled by someone else (as in not the RIIAHA). We are not liable for any other site's privacy policies, products, content, pictures, text, ethics, or scare tactics that we link to. If you visit a site we link to, you might want to read their privacy policy to see if they are bigger assholes than us. You are subjected to whatever extortion tactics of said websites. If we link to a website that provides you with advice on how to get us off your backs, please understand that it is the advice of that third party and not of the RIIAHA. Anything you do there is between you and that site. #
Disclaimer
BY READING THIS YOU AGREE THAT THE RIIAHA, ALL OF ITS GOONS, AND TH BIG FOUR WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS WEB SITE HAVING ANY SERVER ERROR, BEING HACKED, NOR CAN THEY PROMISE THAT NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AS A RESULT OF THEIR EXTORTIONARY TACICS, HAKERS OBTAINING THE PERSONAL INFORMATION YOU ENTER INTO THIS SITE, RELIABILITY OF THE SERVICE WE HAVE SET UP ON THIS SITE, OR ANYTHING WE SAY ON THIS SITE. #
WITH THE EXEMPTION OF THE EXEMPTION OF THIS AGREEMENT, THE RIIAHA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY FUNERAL EXPENSES YOUR FAMILY MAY INCUR FOR THE CAR ACCIDENT YOU GET INTO ON THE WAY TO THE COMPUTER REPAIR SHOP YOU WERE TAKING YOUR COMPUTER TO BECOME OF THE DAMAGE THAT WE ALLOWED TO OCCUR TO YOUR COMPUTER DUE TO A HACKER INSTALLING MALWARE ON OUR SITE WHICH SECURITY MEASURES WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR. #
EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE WILL ARE SPECIFICALLY INVOLVED, THE RIIAHA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MONETARY DAMAGE, LOST OPPORTUNITIES, MISSED CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY VIA AN EDUCATION DUE TO THE FINANCIAL HARDSHIPS WE HAVE INCURRED ON YOU, AND DAMAGES THAT OCCUR DUE TO HACKERS OBTAINING YOUR INFORMATION FROM OUR SITE, OR ANY LOSS OR DESTRUCTION OF SCHOOL PAPERS AND SCHOLARLY RESEARCH FILES THAT ARE LOST DUE TO MALWARE OR VIRUSES THAT A HACKER MAY UPLOADS TO OUR SITE. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAVE 20 DAYS TO USE THIS SITE TO PAY THE EXTORTION, BUT AT YOUR OWN RISK. #
General
When can do whatever we to do to whoever we want to because we have money and lawyers that can buy and sell your ass, make laws to bully you, and do anything we can in our business interests that the law allows. You can see if we have any new ideas and policies to screw you by visiting this Site. If you find our terms unacceptable you can stop listening to, becoming a fan of, or purchasing music owned by The Big Four by visiting http://riaarader.com. If we decide that we want to be less careful with your information, you can visit this Site's Terms of Use page to find out about it. If you do not agree to use the site within the 20 days you have to comply with the extortion notice because of our lack of care for your personal well being, you financial situation, our your education, you can call us, or wait until we sue you. Even if you don't like one of the new terms we post here in the future, you are bound to them by reading this. #
RIIAHA reserves the right to take down the p2pextorion.com Site or parts of it whenever it may please us. These terms are a contract between RIIAHA and you and are governed by The Laws of New York, except then the law does not allow. #
Indemnification
By reading this, you promise not to come after the RIIAHA, any of our goons, or any members of The Big Four for your attorneys' fees in conjunction with your failure to meet these Terms of Use or misuse of these Terms except where allowed by law. #
Questions
If you have a question regarding p2pextortion.com or any of our extortionary services, please call us to confess your crime at 1-800-WE-PWNED-YOU. #